''As you would expect, this led to some very highly publicized court cases, the end result being that the Judge, who was obviously a pervert, thought that it would be in the public interest if he prevented me from continuing in my chosen field.''
''Staggering to think really, of all the help I gave to those forlorn ladies, woman who came to me with all manner of problems and with whom I would sit patiently and listen to their difficulties and try, in my own hands on way, to help them overcome whatever it was that was causing physical and sexual discontent.''
"Some would say that I was a bit unorthodox, some would say a bit too touchy feely. But it got results. Of course it did. Well they kept coming back, didn't they?"
''On the strength of my abilities in the field of ladies anatomy, I decided to do the decent thing and open a bodypiercing clinic, which specialized in the art of erotic body piercings''.
I got involved with this got2bebizarre lot because, quite simply, they thought I was a bit tasty and as I had a continuous stream of hot birds spreading their legs in my chair, they could film it, and pay me fuck all for the privilege! 'Piercing Porn' they call it.